200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
chubby birds make me so happy
look at this precious thing oh my goodness
they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute
don’t talk shit though or it will end you
this has been a chubby bird appreciation post
"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
what have you done
“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end
what is this a spoiler for ??
'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good
give it to me