April 15, 2014   660 notes

urtube:

Damn girl, are you from Tennessee, because I detected an accent and I’m curious if I’m right

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April 15, 2014   95,676 notes

bursten:

I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment

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April 15, 2014   13,150 notes

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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April 15, 2014   18,417 notes

zanetehaiden:

hunteroflove:

D-D-D-D-D-D-DROP THE VASE

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#im on mobile and this wont load but#that ohshc right?

April 15, 2014   23,251 notes

rumarumi:

what’s a titan’s favorite food?

rawmen

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April 15, 2014   18,029 notes
forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

forever-kitten:

fackingsloth666:

who keeps clogging the toilet

LEAVE

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April 15, 2014   125,206 notes

riyoka:

if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me

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April 15, 2014   550,251 notes

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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April 15, 2014   702,346 notes

flurle:

ejacutastic:

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TEXT POST ALL MY LIFE

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April 15, 2014   20,921 notes

internetexplorers:

whenyoufallyouflytr:

de-spoon:

internetexplorers:

Great First Date Conversation Topics:

  • is it pronounced gif or jif
  • is it pronounced F-A-Q or fack
  • How far was the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe in 1989 responsible for the collapse of the USSR in 1991?

θα το εχω κατα νου

Χαχαχα Περι εμεις καναμε τη μια απ αυτες τις συζητησεις στο φερστ ντειτ ομγ

haha yeah…

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