September 2, 2014   652,927 notes

If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero

(Source: brobecks, via parkingstrange)

August 12, 2014   129,963 notes

benwinstagram:

robin williams was like that uncle you didn’t see often but when you did he’d always make you smile and you remembered nothing but good things… i didn’t expect to feel this one so much

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August 12, 2014   145,146 notes

allteensrelate:

R.I.P. Robin Williams, thank you for making us laugh throughout the years.

(via all-good-usernames-are-taken)

August 7, 2014   862,276 notes

rupindeer:

I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people

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August 7, 2014   93,770 notes

officialpigeon:

give me a he’ll yeah if ur blogging on mobile

(via pizza)

August 7, 2014   440,122 notes

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

(Source: bearzerky, via suspnd)

August 7, 2014   58,282 notes

officialcrow:

dekutree:

There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop

knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there

(via panic-at-the-dildos)

August 7, 2014   98,645 notes

chinjiikari:

walking to the side of pokemon trainers and talking to them first so you feel in control

(Source: s1aine, via precumming)

August 6, 2014   149,734 notes

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

image

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August 6, 2014   145,587 notes

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