April 23, 2014   599,675 notes


200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

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April 23, 2014   247,375 notes

“ aw that sucks :( ”

me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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April 23, 2014   89,715 notes


chubby birds make me so happy


look at this precious thing oh my goodness


they are a bit cranky but they are just too cute


don’t talk shit though or it will end you


this has been a chubby bird appreciation post

good day

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April 23, 2014   38,399 notes

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April 23, 2014   513,677 notes



"Maybe if you go to bed you’ll feel better in the morning" is literally just the human version of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

what have you done

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April 23, 2014   347,505 notes

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

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April 23, 2014   47,136 notes

Anonymous asked: spoiler alert: they all die in the end



what is this a spoiler for ??


April 22, 2014   110,845 notes

A kingdom of isolation
And it looks like I’m the queen

A kingdom of isolation

And it looks like I’m the queen

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April 22, 2014   32,784 notes


'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good

give it to me

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April 21, 2014   348,101 notes


what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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